A Pain in the Neck

It started just below my clavicle on the left side. It was December 14, 2012, and I noticed a strange bump. After being dismissed by my primary care doctor and going to a sports medicine doctor, who became increasingly alarmed as the bump grew over several months and I developed a rash, the sports medicine doc sent me to a specialist who discovered I had Hodgkin’s lymphoma. Bulky tumors spread through my chest and I could barely move my left arm by April. Six months of ABVD chemotherapy didn’t work, so I did two rounds of in-hospital chemo and 10 days of radiation, followed by a monthlong stay at Memorial Sloan-Kettering for an auto stem cell transplant.

Nearly seven years later, I’m probably at the end of my fight with cancer, this time a different type: neuroendocrine tumors. I’ve had a Whipple procedure that removed part of my pancreas, some of my intestines, part of my stomach, my entire gall bladder, and some lymph nodes. I’ve had a liver ablation and several embolizations. I’ve had four rounds of Peptide Receptor Radionuclide Therapy (PRRT), though the last one wasn’t magic like the first three were.

It seems impossible to accept that there’s not much more to do, until I list all of the treatments and surgeries and procedures. When I looked back the other day at all the treatments that the hospital has come up with to extend my life and improve my quality of life, I’ve been taken apart and put back together and been made radioactive and had systems broken down and rebuilt. At some point, all the king’s horses and all the king’s men and even modern medicine won’t be able to put me together again. Even with this list, it’s hard not to feel defeated.

I wanted more time. I still want more time, but only if it’s quality time.

Last Wednesday, I tried an immunotherapy drug called Keytruda that has a 3 percent chance of working for my rare type of cancer. The odds aren’t good, but it’s my last option before hospice.

Am I losing, in the end? Eventually our bodies stop working. Mine has been trying to kill me for an impressive seven years. I probably shouldn’t even be here. I wouldn’t have been here maybe a century ago. The PRRT that bought me the last year wasn’t even FDA-approved until right before I became the first patient at Memorial Sloan-Kettering Cancer Center not in a clinical trial to receive Lutathera. I have the very best doctors at one of the world’s very best facilities, staffed by some of the very best people at the top of their fields. I’ve been extremely lucky in that sense. They’ve worked tirelessly not only to keep me going, but to help whenever they can regarding quality of life.

In seven years, I fell in love more with New York City. I lost three beloved cats and gained three more. I got a new job. I went to concerts, museums, performances. I traveled to Scotland, Spain, Cuba, Bermuda, California, Barbados, France, Ireland, Iceland, Sweden, Denmark, Tennessee, Vermont, New Hampshire, and so many other places. Milestones happened: birthdays, anniversaries, weddings. People I love made new people and I got to meet them.

There were also upheavals, heartbreaks, betrayals, lay-offs, deaths, illnesses, losses, and the usual hardships. But I can’t imagine missing any of the last seven years.

I mean, a Cleveland sports team even won a championship.

I met and gotten to know a lot of people in the past seven years too, and I can’t imagine having left without meeting them. I even dated, something I’d never thought I’d do (or have to do), and I fell in love. On Tinder.

So if this is the end, I didn’t lose. I feel like the doctors bought me time. I feel like I robbed a bank and have been on the lam and the authorities are closing in, and my time of getting away with it has come to an end. I’m full of sad resignation and defiance. (Actually, that sounds like the finale of one of my favorite TV shows.)

I’m waiting for the side effects of the Keytruda. I’m told they are minimal. I keep waiting. Do I feel different? I think I’m maybe getting a slight rash. I do feel a little different but I couldn’t tell you how exactly. For the most part, I pretty much feel the same. I get a little tired. It’s hard for me to climb stairs.

My lymph nodes hurt. They hurt increasingly over the summer, as the neuroendocrine tumors spread through my lymph system. I feel kind of sore, especially in my chest, near my clavicle. This time it’s on the right side. My neck feels sore.

And so now near the end, here I am, with a pain in the neck.

The irony isn’t lost on me.